• Rock short dresses as though it is your uniform
• Be confident 94% of the time, cocky 6%
• Order champagne at dinner, while everyone else orders wine
• Unintentionally start fires
• Have the swagger of a college kid
• Never dismiss cheese from your diet
• Leave your bra at home
• DGAF
• Love vodka gimlets (on the rocks, naturally)
• Agree to follow rules; do what you initially intended to
• Listen to Justice, Lil Wayne, and the Rolling Stones in the span of ten minutes. Rinse and repeat
• Always wear big earrings
• Never be apologetic for your mer-like actions
• Know about sports; know much more about fashion and art
• Order a milkshake on a lunch date
• Hang lingerie from your bed-post
• Splash often
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